

Flight is finally booked. 2 years of long distance to Australia is finally going to be over. I am a happy happy girl.
I just watched 2 1/2 seasons of True Blood in 2 days. But I did clean my apartment in between episodes so I consider that a successful weekend.
zadi:
Speechless. Just speechless.
[via laughingsquid]
OMMMMMFFFGGGGGGG
LOL! The dog dances a better merengue than this Dominican ever will! Wow.
Hmmm, what to spend it on….
My boyfriend is moving home from Australia in 3 months. We have been doing long distance for almost 2 years. I am ridiculously excited. He was just home for 2 weeks and brought a bunch of his stuff home.
I have discovered that I am the world’s biggest sap. I get so happy when I open a drawer or a closet and see some of his clothes there. He also brought most of his books and movies home too. I am in heaven. I just re-watched all the LOTR and now I’m choosing the next one. So many choices.
A gorilla driving a convertible.
Last night at midnight I woke up to a rustle and swish. THE BAT WAS STILL IN MY ROOM!!! After a 30 minute battle, a few smashed dishes, and 2 botched attempts I finally got it in a towel and threw him on my balcony. This time I actually saw him out there.
Try going to sleep after a 30 minute adrenaline filled battle with a flying rodent. I think I fell asleep after an hour or more, jumping at every noise.
If he is there again when I get home I will admit defeat and write up a lease agreement with him to cover some general ground rules. You can stay in my home as long as you stay out of my bedroom and do not fly at my face when you would like to go outside.
You can have access to the bathroom and kitchen only after I have finished and cleaned up. We will discuss payment and utilities on a month to month basis after knowing how much of a mess I have to deal with.
I think these guidelines are more than fair for me and the Gary to remain friends.
I actually used to think they were kind of cute. Until I was woken up at 4am BY A BAT FLYING AROUND MY BEDROOM!!!
What the hell!? I have had 3 hours of sleep and not sure if I actually got it out of my apartment. I am a little afraid to go home tonight.
Maybe you will make less fun of me now for sleeping at your apt for a week when the bees were in my wall.
But still. Eeks.
Nope, I will still make fun of you because they were not IN YOUR ROOM!
I just hope it is gone. If not I shall name him Gary and we will just have to make nice and be roommates.